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Ännu ett gäng med Chuck Norrisar
  * Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
    * Chuck Norris can taste lies.
    * Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
    * One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
    * Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
    * In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization "Kick Drugs Out of America". If the organization's name were "Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America", there wouldn't be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.
    * Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
    * They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
    * Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
    * Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head.
    * 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
    * Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
    * The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
    * Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
    * With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
    * The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
    * chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
    * To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
    * Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
    * There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
    * Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
    * If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
    * 70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
    * Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
    * The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
    * Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.