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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.  * Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
    * If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
    * In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
    * The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
    * Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
    * When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
    * Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
    * Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
    * Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
    * As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
    * Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
    * Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
    * There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
    * President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
    * Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
    * Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
    * Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
    * Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
    * Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
    * The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.